
– Hey flock of seagulls! They aren’t João’s! For a keen-on-guy you’re a little bit…
– What? Did I say they were?
– OK, you did not, but you are so fuckin’ pretentious.
– Three ladies sited on a handrail. One says to another – Wish you a happy new 2009! But she doesn’t like mustard and leaves.
– See? What the hell is that? Fuckin’ weirdo!
– You need to relax and to be more accessible.
– What I need is whiskey and some lady!
– Whish you that, man!
– Don’t like men! - And leaves…